Spare | Part One | Out Of The Night That Covers Me by Prince Harry

“So what if their fun made me a laughingstock before my schoolmates, not to mention the wider world? So what if they were torturing a child? All was justified because I was royal, and in their minds royal was synonymous with non-person. Centuries ago royal men and women were considered divine; now they were insects. What fun…”

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The Queen Under Medical Supervision: The Royal Family Rush To Her Side

Queen Elizabeth II has been staying at Balmoral Castle recently and reports are just now trickling in that she is under some quite intense medical supervision and that members of the royal family are rushing to her side in Scotland. It is with a very heavy heart I make these announcements.

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